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uberviking:

alleysun:

uberviking:

Why isn’t it okay to say things like “I just had the piss of my life” to the boy you like?  It’s tragic really.  I totes had the most amazing piss in his bathroom.  I didn’t even realize it until I noticed I had been zoned out for a good 15 seconds and was still going steady.  I didn’t know I could hold that much.  Kept going for a good while after that, too… amidst my giggles…

It was amazing!!  and I couldn’t share :(

Except with you guys and I’m sure you’re glad to hear it.

You know, this made me fall even more in love with you than I already was previously. Thought you should know :P

OMG really?  Maybe I should try that with others and go ahead and share that with Mike.

NOT

but thanks… I wanna have your babies, too.

 Come to think of it….he probably already knows. I’ve had guys comment on the length of my piss and the number of times they heard me yank on the TP roll before…(What can I say, I date assholes!)