April 2010
3 posts
fuckyeahsongs:
Request Bright Eyes - Lover I...
Look at this fucking Brooklyn bike lane war. →
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Good for them!
July 2009
3 posts
Yesterday
uberviking:
Coffee and Cigarettes. Cameras. Guitars. Beers. People. Coffee. Cigarettes. Cameras. Lesbians. Beach. Skinny Dipping. Cameras. Snuggle Puddles. 5th Wheel Weirdness.
Yeah that last one kind of sucked. But all of that and home by 7 am! Made a fool of myself. At a certain point I had the choice to stop but I just ran full speed ahead… trying to figure out if I regret it...
June 2009
21 posts
WOW
uberviking:
esachicasabes:
fueetmee:
My tumblarity is at 101…I guess…
vs. 9
vs. 5! Do I win the unpopular contest?
um…no. vs 0
arrgh! Why can’t I save a theme?
9 Words Women Use
randomchiqq:
amilan:
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football before helping around the house. 3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It! 4. A Loud...
3037.) I masturbated to a cucumber with girth... I...
(via blogsecret)ewwww!!!
Wow. Fifi just decided out of the blue today to tell me about her almost first kiss. She was supposed to kiss one of her friends on the last day of school but said she chickened out.
1) Because he tongue kisses xD
2) Because his tongue has been down the throat of all her girlfriends.
Actually I thought both were excellent reasons (besides the fact that she just turned 12!) Just growing up...
Dear Lord!
uberviking:
So Jake’s bike snobbery is rubbing off. I was talking to a coworker online last night and he said “did you leave your bike at work? There’s a random bike there and we all assumed it was yours.” Of course I don’t leave my bike stranded at work! But that’s not the point.
Today I saw the same bike when I got to work at 10 am and when I left work (the second time) at 8pm (I love...
oh mai
uberviking:
Drunk is to drunken as tipsy is to tipsen?
So I just had a nice tipsen walk home.
Made time to talk to that toad even though it was raining.
I’m so fucking considerate…. probably made that toad’s evening.
But I can’t be that bad! I was able to walk on the curb without falling off!
Maybe I just walk better in a tipsen state :O
I bet you did…was he a good kisser?
i can't post/save the picture, but i had to show... →
uberviking:
alleysun:
(via fuckyeahandysamberg)
Yessssss
So fucking yessssssss!
ohhh. He’s the other Mother Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ex3DJqmiPg
i can't post/save the picture, but i had to show... →
uberviking:
alleysun:
(via fuckyeahandysamberg)
Yessssss
So fucking yessssssss!
aww
uberviking:
alleysun:
uberviking:
Why isn’t it okay to say things like “I just had the piss of my life” to the boy you like? It’s tragic really. I totes had the most amazing piss in his bathroom. I didn’t even realize it until I noticed I had been zoned out for a good 15 seconds and was still going steady. I didn’t know I could hold that much. Kept going for a good while after that,...
i can't post/save the picture, but i had to show... →
uberviking:
alleysun:
(via fuckyeahandysamberg)
Yessssss
So fucking yessssssss!
Who the fuck is that???
aww
uberviking:
Why isn’t it okay to say things like “I just had the piss of my life” to the boy you like? It’s tragic really. I totes had the most amazing piss in his bathroom. I didn’t even realize it until I noticed I had been zoned out for a good 15 seconds and was still going steady. I didn’t know I could hold that much. Kept going for a good while after that, too… amidst my giggles…
It...
MITTENS
uberviking:
So while brushing up on my fuckyeahsharks I came across some amazing mittens. AWESOME! They’re based on some alligator mittens from a pattern book call Stitch n’ Bitch Nation. IIIIII’m super stoked. DEFINITELY getting the book with my next paycheck. Everyone’s b-day and christmas presents will be amazing! Jake has already requested whale mittens and I’m pretty sure I can make...
MITTENS
uberviking:
So while brushing up on my fuckyeahsharks I came across some amazing mittens. AWESOME! They’re based on some alligator mittens from a pattern book call Stitch n’ Bitch Nation. IIIIII’m super stoked. DEFINITELY getting the book with my next paycheck. Everyone’s b-day and christmas presents will be amazing! Jake has already requested whale mittens and I’m pretty sure I can make...
MITTENS
uberviking:
So while brushing up on my fuckyeahsharks I came across some amazing mittens. AWESOME! They’re based on some alligator mittens from a pattern book call Stitch n’ Bitch Nation. IIIIII’m super stoked. DEFINITELY getting the book with my next paycheck. Everyone’s b-day and christmas presents will be amazing! Jake has already requested whale mittens and I’m pretty sure I can make...
May 2009
8 posts
try the studyball! →
uberviking:
Do You Realize??
Song of the day!...
Watchuberviking:
Immigrant Tale. Awesome comment on Britney Spears at about 2:30.
Sexy will be gone, and he’ll bring it back. This was hilarious. This was the same episode as the “Mother Lovers” skit I posted. :)
